Sunday, January 24, 2010

Tabula Rasa

Blogging while drunk is not something you should do. I am perfectly aware of that. I am also, as we speak, as I type, perfectly plastered. Bourbon is a beautiful thing. So is taxi cabs.

I called Monica half an hour ago. When the voice mail picked up I called again. And again. Then I threw my iphone into the neighbor's backyard. They have a Doberman who's Satan incarnated. One day that beast will eat me, I am certain.

And I loved my cellphone nearly as much as I loved Monica's kisses.

I promise all of you that by tomorrow afternoon, monster headache aside, I will be a clean slate; a Tabula Rasa.

Sweet dreams to anyone that may read this!
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    friends don't let friends blog drunk!

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  2. SigneJanuary 24, 2010 at 5:40 AM

    kisskiss

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  3. HannahJanuary 24, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    definitely guilty!

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  4. Brilliant SulkJanuary 24, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    Totally guilty of drunken blogging.

    Never had bourbon. Doesn't it grow hair on your chest?

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    love bourbon good choice!

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  6. EvaJanuary 24, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    I think drunken blogging did you good. You really got it out.

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  7. Heather TaylorJanuary 24, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    As a drunken blogger, you are completely free of spelling and grammar edits. Awesome :)

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  8. Hanna HollidayJanuary 25, 2010 at 1:11 AM

    I've tried that. Many times. erasing everything, but as soon as I'm clean I'm filled to the brim with doubt

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  9. GledwoodJanuary 25, 2010 at 4:27 AM

    If I did that I'd be just like you and wouldn't be able to stop thinking about the fucking fone!
    Also I would come up with sick and sleazy ways of killing/disabling the dog to get the fone BACK ~ hahahAAA!

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    I wish I could have an attractive therapist. Mine is just too, too, too repulsive.

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  11. SophiaJanuary 25, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    Your precious iPhone that you treasured? Regretful. I hope you lighten up.

    Sophia
    http://apoetscircus.blogspot.com/

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  12. kimJanuary 26, 2010 at 6:28 AM

    thank you all for kind comments, update on the dog/iphone situation is on the way.
    Amanda, yeah i think I have 1 chest hair now ...

    XXX, Kim

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    i've only blogged tipsy. stupid breastfeeding. i can't wait till my tits shrivel up like rotting prunes. too much?

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