with my iphone i am never bored. i have the whole world at my fingertips. and there's an unexplored part of the milky way; and it's filled with all sorts of interesting and useful apps – many of them available completely free of charge. the other day I turned my precious iphone into a lightsaver and then I ass-fucked myself.
furthermore, with my iphone I am never alone. I have 614 good friends on Facebook. I can confess my dirtiest, most shameful secrets to them. I can cry on their soft yet firm shoulders. I can call them on desperate nights and purge my insanity with the help of the radioactive waves my beautiful, sleek iphone produces.
i am a very happy girl, indeed.
i too, love my iphone
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i know, isn't it the best thing since sliced bread?
ReplyDeletei get it, you like your ipod, heee heee heee
ReplyDeleteyou SHOULD be happy that you have an iphone but you don't sound it ...
ReplyDeletei think i have the same sony erricson :P
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