Sunday, January 3, 2010

my iphone means the world to me

with my iphone i am never bored. i have the whole world at my fingertips. and there's an unexplored part of the milky way; and it's filled with all sorts of interesting and useful apps – many of them available completely free of charge. the other day I turned my precious iphone into a lightsaver and then I ass-fucked myself.

furthermore, with my iphone I am never alone. I have 614 good friends on Facebook. I can confess my dirtiest, most shameful secrets to them. I can cry on their soft yet firm shoulders. I can call them on desperate nights and purge my insanity with the help of the radioactive waves my beautiful, sleek iphone produces.

i am a very happy girl, indeed.


  1. i need an iphone. i would do baaaaaaaaaad things to get an iphone. damn you mr apple man.


  2. i know, isn't it the best thing since sliced bread?

  3. i get it, you like your ipod, heee heee heee

  4. you SHOULD be happy that you have an iphone but you don't sound it ...

  5. i think i have the same sony erricson :P


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